Please navigate with the tabs on the right. Leave a tag.
Try not to die. See you next time.
About Me
Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe. Lifiea Chancelot, aged 14 in the year of 2009, likes Tales of Vesperia, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, reading, drawing, slacking, anything that involves making good use of time (?!). Related to the Renaissance artists (distantly), she thinks. Cartoonist/Author (half of it) of Condo Heroes which should never be misspelled as Condom Heroes lest me and RL KHEEL you.
Gokudera does not seem like the type to get married. More like...one who visits the brothel for the fun of it. >< Hibari seems like the type to remain single for the rest of his life. Unless he likes Chrome. Yeah, i've become a 1896 fan. (NOT to be confused with 1869, which is yaoi) Fuuta? Get married? Well, he sounds like a girl, and looks like Yagami Raito, only sweeter... Tsuna could always marry Kyoko. Yamamoto and Haru are perfect for each other. We already know what happens to Ryohei. BASILLLLL i have no idea who's gonna like a guy who speaks ancient. THOU SHALT HALT IN YOUR FIXING OF SIGHT UPON MY BEING. Xanxus could marry some girl who worships him. Cough stupid pink haired Cervello female dog cough. Squalo could marry someone like chief. VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! Bel...could ...find himself a princess. Irie is bound to have some decent girl in mind. Byakuran...may marry a marshmellow. Dino...I have no idea what kind of girl Dino likes. Some one...cute. Aka someone whos my total opposite. XD whatever.
Once you've been tagged, erase my answers and enter you own. You have to tag the person who tagged you and tag 10 others. Then, publish your answer.
what if...
1. There was a maggot in your soup? uh, scream, shout at the waiter, VOIII at the chef, vomit, and sue the restaraunt?
2. You woke up and only mcdonalds and starbucks exist ? Buy myself a hot chocolate, and get some groceries.
3. Pokemon were real? become a pokemon hunter, conduct illegal inhumane cloning DNA studies and create Uri.
4. You walked around your block naked? i would get arrested, and my neighbours would go blind.
5. The person of your dream was finally yours? ...um, grin and chuckle evilly?
6. The world ends in 24 hours? Pray, and throw my laptop out of the window. Just to see what happens. And do all the stuff I wanted to do but morals stopped me. Examples include throwing stuff over the buildings, setting trees on fire and laughing maniacally from the top of the carpark, smashing car windows.
7. You could have 3 wishes but you had 10 seconds to say them? IWISHIHADFAIRYGODPARENTSLIKECOSMOANDWANDAWHOCANGRANTMYEVERYWISH. IWISHMYFRIENDSWERECHRISTIANS IWISHIHADMORETIME.
8. You could never die? throw myself repetitively off the building. For the lulz. And become the next Wolverine.
9. There was beauty pageants for men? I laugh. And maybe watch a few shows.
10. Models were short and fat instead of skinny and tall? Tell my mom to go become a supermodel. (gets kheeled by mom)
11. We celebrated Halloween like a dark Christmas? Nuthin...we DON'T celebrate Halloween.
12. Girls wore boxers and guys wore panties? ...guys ALREADY wear panties. Or at least, something resembling them. And...um, boxers are like shorts! THAT'S LIKE WEARING SHORTS WITHOUT UNDERWEAR! (uncomfortable much?)
13. Santa, the easter bunny, and the toothfairy really exist? Kill them.
14. Music could give you cancer? Burn my MP3...and laugh.
15. Your parents arranged who you had to marry? I already know who they'll put me with. And I wouldn't object.
16. You could star as a character in your favorite cartoon? I CAN BE A KATEKYO CHARATER?! Um, do everything in my power to get Kyoko and Tsuna together, and make Dino or Gokudera fall in love with me. And become Basil's best friend. And DISCIPLINE Lambo the way my parents do. SMACK.
17. You got to try out on American Idol? I would put on Slade's mask (from teen titans) and do stupid things, and tell the world my name is Amanda Lee Jia Yun from Singapore WOOTS.
18. Your parents were spies, superheros, or somethin cool when you are not home? um, I'll be happy. Except...its impossible.
19. Your life or death depended on any game of your choice? Then I would play the Beginner level of the Mickey Mouse Magical Adventure game i have, which i can easily finish in half an hour without dying.
20. You became a parent 1 year from now? I'll want to know who the blahdy dad is.
21. There was a breakfast cereal named after you? It had better be chocolate.
22. You could talk to inanimate objects? does that include game characters? ^^
23. There was 10 more 'What If' questions included this as one of them? (confused)
24. You were the only person in the world to have unlimited gas for your car? Sell it.
25. You woke up as your opposite gender? ...I have no idea. Kiss a girl, maybe?
26. With the snap of your fingers, any problem you would have could disappear? Learn how to snap properly first, maybe? SNAP SNAP SNAPITY SNAP
27. It was against the law to eat more than one meal a day? REBEL, and eat anyway.
LIFIEA DI CHANCELOTIA OF THE REBELLION ^^
xx signed off at 8:43 PM
Friday, July 10, 2009
...STEF! D<
1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT? In kindergarten, after the rain (Ameato...XD) we went out to the playground. I climbed on of those twisted ladders...and slipped, and my chin bumped off half the rungs. ><
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Poems, NCC Air photo, mindmaps, drawings, paintings, things i got from ARTSingapore08...^^
bascially, lots of things.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE? ...it doesn't look like an octupus.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? A large variety. Honestly, IS THERE A NEED TO SHOUT?
5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? One of my previous blogskin pictures, the one with multiple Tales of Vesperia pics i found on photobucket, merged together with Paint.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? MEAT. I CAN'T STAND THIS NOT-CARNIVORIOUS DIET! DAMNIT HIBARI.
7. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 11.37 am. I think.
8. ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL TOGETHER? WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
9. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Star Wars Wii game, my grandmother and mother and aunt talking, cars.
10. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK? Where?
11. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? By my reckoning, the doctor.
12. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE SAME SEX ...same sex? Why do I CARE? I'm not...colourist.
13. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS? My dear, sometimes its a NEED, not a LIKE. I don't like the idea, but i am NOT going to that doctor without my painkillers.
14. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Coffee. To sniff.
15. FAVE PIZZA TOPPING? Pepperoni?
16 IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? MEAT HAHAHAHAHA.
17. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? My mom. ><
18. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? Chinese, Geek and a smattering of Malay and Jap and Spanish, more malay than the rest.
19. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT SOMEONE GAVE YOU? ..I don't remember...
20 DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? i like lots of people.
21.ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No...?
22. FAVORITE FRIEND? Favouritism is not a good thing....^^
23. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR? Anything big with a chauffer. (OOPS)
24. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Course not.
26. BLONDE OR BRUNETTE? Who cares?
27. WHAT IS THE ONE PHONE NUMBER THAT SHOWS UP ON YOUR PHONE THE MOST? Phone number? My mum. Smses? Awa.
28. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Many things annoy me. Including CUPCAKEs.
29. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.K.? how about, right now?
30. YOUR WEAKNESS? As if I'll tell you...herbivore.
31. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU GAVE? Sophia's bag.
32. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE HOLIDAY? Korea ski trip, KORA! (i spelt korea as kora...XD)
33. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? I don't think so.
34. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE THIS? checking to see if there was DGM on okto tonight.
35. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My piano/art. Maybe writing (fanfics). Oh the irony.
36. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? celebrate?
37 WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? There are lots of things i want. What i can get, though, is something else altogether. I guess I want...a Yuri Lowell figurine...but none exists...
38. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Well, the 'an' was meant to be put together with my mom's 'ping' so it forms 'an ping', which means peace.
39. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I look at the stars and say, "I wish wishes came true"
40. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? You gotta problem with it, PUNK?
41. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE? the cooked variety.
42. ANY BAD HABITS? yeah?
43. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? none really. I am not embarressed. Shame? What's that?
44. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? What's there NOT to like? XD (ego)
45. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? probably.
46. DO LOOKS MATTER? Shallow creatures humans are. Yes.
47. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? think violently.
48. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? The deep carcasses of my mind.
49. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? You earn it.
50. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? How little is little?
51. ARE YOU AFRAID OF GROWING UP? Fear is nothing. (draws sword) Give it your best shot, aging!
52. DO YOU USE SARCASM? of COURSE not. -_-
53. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? kinda.
54. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? most of the time
55. WHAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED? think: EAR OPERATION.
56. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? no. unless its converse. ><
57. LAST THING YOU SPILLED? Blood. BLAHD.
58. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Yeah. Dust Bunny-san. -_-
59. FAVOURITE COLOURS? BLUEE, BLUEEE MY WORLD...IS..BLUEEEE
60. WHAT'S THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? I'm reading Dark Moon by David Gemell, expert lemon writer, and before that i read Arty Fowl and the Time Paradox.
61. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? On pain of death, dear.
62. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM VACATION? One filled with adventure, disneyland, and one where my friends could come along. Oh yeah, the country must have good pie, too. I LOVE pie.
63. LAST THING YOU ATE/DRANK? dinner.
64. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my dad
65. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? No. Crush, yes. Experiencing is believing.
66. FAVOURITE DRINK? Ice LEMON tea. No disgusting thing intended.
67. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? Don't care. Aquarius. Cuz its the februarians.
68. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? Skiing? Badminton?
69. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown
70. EYE COLOUR? my right eye is red, and the other is blue. No kidding. -_-
71. TALL OR SHORT? Define...tall.
72.SIBLINGS? No
73. FAVOURITE MONTH? december
74. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? yeah no friggin duh.
75. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? my life flashing before my eyes, maybe?
76. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? when do bday preparations start?
77. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? "You. Movie. Plaza Sing. Saturday. 1pm. Go. Or i'll bite you to death." No, i don't think so.
78. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter?
79. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Why the heck will i sleep with someone I won't bother with the rest of my life? I'm not a whore.
80. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? People who are bored?
81. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Stef and Awa.
82. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WTH YOU? No?
83. BIGGEST FEAR(S): ...(eye twitches) only herbivores have fears. And only really, REALLY stupid herbivores tell other people
84. LOUD OR QUIET? depends on whether i'm doing homework or not.
85. FAVOURITE MOVIE? suspect x
86. IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU MET SOMEONE WHO HAS CHANGED YOUR LIFE? yes
87. HAVE YOU EVER REJECTED SOMEONE'S CALL ON PURPOSE? Me: looks at hp which shows that Chuning is calling: Nice ringtone. Spectra: Yeah. Totally.
88. FACEBOOK OR MYSPACE? Facbook
89. MORNING OR NIGHT? morning
90. DO YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE ON FACEBOOK? No
91. DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD Undescribable
92. DREAM JOB? Mafia hitman. hit girl. whatever.
93. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTER-LIFE? ...i guess so?
94. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE? Sacred union.
95. HAVE YOU DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRETTED IN THE PAST YEAR? Don't we al.
96. IS THERE SOMEONE YOU WANT TO BE WITH RIGHT NOW? my friends?
97. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? ...
98. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU WATCHED A MOVIE WITH? family
99. WHAT WAS IT? TRANSFORMERS II.
100. TAG 25 PEOPLE! ..i don't wanna. ^^
xx signed off at 5:36 PM
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Dying Will
I'll start with Thank yous. Even to people who don't know this blog exists. Thank you to my parents for being everything and more a parent should be. Love them lots. Thank you to Mr Grosse for being the only teacher that has made a lesson worth looking forward to, because of the teacher and not because of the lesson itself. And for telling me all the lovely books. now for individual friends/random people. I thank Maria V. Snyder for replying to my emails which were really weird weird weird. I thank Anthony Horowitz for his awesome books. I'm still pissed he never replied to my mail! I thank David Gemmell for teaching me and my dad battle strategy through his book. I thank David eddings for my horrigible PSLE results. And giving me a reason to showoff in p3. I thank Michael Bay for making me a transformer fan. friends: I thank Jazreel for being my best friend for two years. Its a pity i wasn't dumber/she wasn't smarter, or else we could have been in the same class. I thank fangirl for being my friend in p3. I guess I have forgiven her for what happened in EOY...with Diyana. I thank Diyana for teaching me the horridness of this world. And that she looked sheepish when she last saw me. I thank Chloe for being my friend in p4. I thank Joshua, Joel, Zachary, Gary Lim, Jin Kiat and Keith, and any other guy who was civil to me..okay maybe Isaac, for being my guy-friends, and grossing me out and other fun things. I thank Rachelle for being my best friend over various periods of time throughout Rosyth GEP and co-artist of Condo Heroes, setting up SuffSquared and everything. I thank Minchih for taking me under her wing, an unpopular girl under the popular girl's protection...it was really nice of her. I thank Hazel and Zera and Vera for being my friends ...^^ I thank Awa for being my friend, being crazy, being the insaner-then-me person who makes going to school so entertaining.. I thank Shasha for being everywhere with me..wait, hows that a good thing? XD jking. I thank Spectra for being around since...what, p1?! I thank Chief for...shutting up. Sometimes. Oh ThANK YOU for those MOMENTS. I thank Chuning for...introducing me to Mafia. It was short, but quite enjoyable. I thank Class Mum for being so nice and thoughtful...may she be corrupted. I thank everyone in 212'09 for being there, being my supports these two years. I thank Karinetta for being my penpal...we haven't known each other long, i don't know your real name, but thanks for being some one i like to email to.
...somebody play the Familigia song...
I HAVE TO GO FOR AN OPERATION FOR MY EAR AT THE END OF YEAR, SEPTEMBER PROBABLY, AND IF I DIE, I HOPE YOU WILL REMEMBER ME.
I leave my ToV character development book to Awa. I leave my Byakuya HP pouch to Kimberly Ho. (Kim: I DON'T WANT IT. Me: I DONT CARE) I leave 20% of my money to church, 20% to the SPCA, and the rest to my parents. Oh wait, 5% go to An and Bao. They can use it to buy their football cards. XD I leave my laptop to Edith. I leave my D Gray Man cards to the highest bidder. Or does Jas want it back? I leave my stuffed toys to either my friends, or the orphanages. I leave my kitchen set to that girl i gave my hello kitty set to last time. I leave my sketchbooks to Stef, Hsin Pei and Awa. And Kim, if she wants. I leave my piano sheets to Class Mum, Bianche, (i nearly typed bianchi..) and Awa. I leave my chips and chocolate to Fangirl. I leave my books to Jin Kiat, if he still wants it. Does he want the Max Ride series? I leave my hairclips to Jac. I leave the rubberbands to Jason. XD Anything else to be sold and added to 'assets' Oh wait, jewellery go to my parents, but the pink necklace ...i return to Zera. It was her birthday gift to me. I wish to be buried with my Bionicles.
...that is the legal dying will my Lifiea Chancelot. May she live on in your hearts. OR ELSE.
TAMANEGI
ps: I thank Jing heng for being like a nii-san in church...kinda. A rather annoying but morally upright nii-san. I thank Yu Wei for being nice too ... and helping me convince Shaun to dump the Take off Shoes rule. XD I thank Edith for being eccentric and being a friend. ^^
At my funeral, I want Drawing Days to be played. And some Christian hymns or whatever.
xx signed off at 10:04 PM
Thursday, July 2, 2009
60 thingamijigs
1. Who is your confidante(s)? Depends on the secret and who it concerns. "Secret of my strength...is a secret. ^^" -- Judith
2. If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care? ...it's a guy, right? If its a girl i'll freak. If its a guy...i'll still be a bit freaked. But i'm kinda a bit busy to care right now..
3. Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for? I don't fall hard for anyone. It hurts! How does one even fall SOFT?!
5. Do you have a best friend? Nope.
6. Do you smoke? Underaged, and nope. One may like Gokudera, but one does NOT have to imitate his bahd habits.
7. Do you remember what you were like when you were a kid? Unless I have shortterm memory loss, why not?
8. Can you vote for the next election? nope. Can't. Don't care.
9. What are you listening to? The Sound of Silence. No really, i'm not listening to the song.
10. When will your next kiss be? When my mother demands it.
11. Who do you want to see right now? Somebody. I'll love to have a friend around but...oh nvm.
12. Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex? My guy cousins slept over at my house last time. XD
13. When did your last hug take place? I don't remember these things.
14. Do you date smart people? If one asked me out, sure why not.
15. Where were you at 2:02pm this afternoon? in school with my brain on 'screensaver'
16. What does the last text in your phone says? Awa asking me HOW THE BEEP DOES ONE DRAW A CLASSY ROTI PRATA.
17. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? More than you can imagine, kid. More than you can imagine.
18. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? yeah. Out of TNPS uniform into outside clothes, or like in ncc, we call them Civilian clothes. (rolls eyes)
19. Who did you last eat with? my mom?
20. Do you text alot? Ever since awa's com died, yes.
21. How old will you be in 13 months? 15 duh
22. When is the last time you tattooed? The fake kind> Ages ago. Doodling on hand? Probably not too long ago.
23. If you like that person will you talk about your feelings or hide them? Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss (glares at certain males who are same age)
24. Do you wear glasses? When i have to.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next month? THERE IS NOTHING IN LIFE WORTH LOOKING FORWARD TO. Except Holidays. ^^
26. Will you talk to the person you like tonight? i don't like anyone at the moment...not that way anyway.
27. What color shirt are you wearing? Who said I'm WEARING a shirt? XD Kidding. Red. NO its not blahd.
28. Do you have a reason to smile right now? There is always a reason to smile. Just think of Zachary Lim, and you'll crack up in no time.
because of my awesome my chemical romance shirt :)
29. If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first ? Now how much money to you mean? I need billions to 1) hire a translator to translate the whole ToV book for me, 2) Sue the Namco people's asses off for cheating us XBox360 players of our FEELINGS, by giving a MUCH better ToV to PS3 DAMNIT! And 3) Rule the world. Now how much money are we talking about exactly?
30. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with? What was it about? Gary. Talking about me seeing things at Dhoby Ghaut. Or maybe Limo really was there, and I wasn't hallucinating. (shrugs)
31. Who was driving the last car you were in? my dad, i guess? unless you wanna count the school bus, then it would be the school bus uncle...
32. Who was the last person that called you? My dad. Then before that was my cousin.
33. What are you craving right now? Prawn dumplings...and i'm not even hungry. O.O
34. What if you married the last person you kissed? (dies) That's my mom. Then I would declare that the world has gone mahd, pray to God for guidance, and ...go mad and accidentally kill myself.
35. What are you excited about? TALES OF VESPERIA: THE FIRST STRIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
36. Ever kissed your number 1 on facebook? Who's a number one? Primo? no Primo doesn't have fb...
37. When was the last time you cried? And why? can't rmb.
38. Ever kissed someone who's name starts with an A? Yep. Aik Pang, the cousin who just called me. before you get warped ideas I was 7 at the time, and he's 5 years younger than me
39. Is there one thing that can make you feel better no matter what? Dying, maybe. I'll be in paradise...
40. Last person you hugged? My mother. Sheesh.
41. What were you doing at 2:00 am last night? sleeping
42. Have you cried today? No
43. What bed did you sleep in last night? A single bed.
44. Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy? I am always frustrated with the world. The world is made up of stupid people.
45. Ever talked to someone that was high? Shasha is ALWAYS high. (on milk)
46. Does it snow where you live? No...why, art thou STALKING me?
47. When is the next time you will see your grandmother? TOmoro. Its her bday party.
48. Have you kissed or hugged someone today? How many stupid questions do you plan to ask me? Oh wait, 60. And YES.
49. Will you be married in two years time? What am i, a surrogate mom?
50. Have you ever wanted someone you thought that you couldn't have? Every guy you like in primary school is beyond your reach. Their mental capacity is the barrier.
51. Are you in a relationship, single, complicated, married, or engaged? ...that's stupid. Single is NOT a relationship. On FB its 'complicated'.
52. How have you felt today ? neutral. (damn, now i'm sounding like gary)
53. Do you like your name? You got a PROBLEM with it, PUNK? (holds tonfa with spikes toward chief's throat)
54. Are you happy at the moment? NEUTRAL, IDIOT! NEUTRAL!
55. What were you doing at 10:00pm last night ? Typing my letter to kari-chan
56. Last person who drove you somewhere(besides your parents) ? Bus driver guy. Drove me to sschool.
57. Ever kissed someone in a closet? No. Too little space.
58. Do you live alone ? NO?!
59. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can talk to? Yeah.
60. Are you crazy ? Sanity is relative.
TAMANEGI
xx signed off at 8:31 PM
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Cacophonix
Humpty Dukey raised Tarqaron. Humpty Dukey had a great war. All Brave Vesperians and Imperial Knights, Didn't put Dukey together again. ^^
Hibari Kyouya sat on a wall. Hibari Kyouya had a great maul. (its a great synonym for bite. ^^) Remaining Guardians and Decimo too Happily left him in a padded room. ^^
Hmm, what else to mock horrigibly? ...^^
Lame-oh Jazzy sat on a wall. Lame-oh Jazzy had a great fall. All her platoonmates and classmates as well, clucked tongues and told her that she was still lame.
(no offence jas. ^^)
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa Charon
xx signed off at 8:04 PM
Friday, June 26, 2009
Mankind's secret
YES i have discovered the secret of all mankind. How does one have gokudera or dr. shamal hair? Or a weird MapleStory character male version hair? How does it puff up ever so slightly, then fall down? Well, here's what I did. When your hair is drenched, comb the front bit back, as if you were trying to tie your hair without a fringe. Then comb the slightly before the fringe part of your hair to the side as per normal. The front bit will puff up a bit like Gokudera's! ^^ Unfortunately to achieve a Gokudera-type hairdo, you must either have uber straight hair that sticks out at the end. And that's when you hire the big guns. Which is the perm, and hair curlers, and an awful lot of time. For now, I have a gokudera fringe but a mukuro bottom-bit-of-the-hair. 5969= HORRIGIBLE PAIRING. But I am NOT going to rebond (haha reborn) my hair so its straight, then curl up the edges. One may admire the Vongola Juudaime's right hand man, but one might not necessarily want his weird hairdo. (Yes i'm talkiing about the guy with the white hair on the left)
TAMANEGI who is elated that she finally learnt SOMETHING useful during the hols...^^ "I will not give up until we have crushed the menace." -- Estelle. YES. I will NOT give up until I have CRUSHED the THIRD form of Duke Pantarei, The Shining One. (who doesn't really shine much but whatever. ^^)
xx signed off at 6:00 PM
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Could you REPEDE that?
Apparently, Repede, Yuri Lowell's doggy, has a very interesting past. His mother was like a dog knightess. She could fight and everything, and was awarded stuff by the Imperial Knights. Strangely enough, she had lotsa little puppies, and her owner named one Repede. Repede dissapeared when the owner died or something. Repede's mother could WRITE, READ, and FIGHT. Repede can only FIGHT. So apparently, his mother wrote the formula for a new attack, and was left to the owner's friend. THe owner's friend had two kids, who are now grown up and run the King of Adventure lodge, which is a cheap inn near Halure, 50 Gald a night. NO its not a sleazy thing. Sheesh. So one day, Yuri and Co. stayed there, and the owners heard Karol call Repede by his name. So the guy is like, "Repede?" and his sister is also like, "Did you name him?" "No...Repede was named by his previous owner." said Yuri. "THen it must be..." So then Repede is given the attack manual, and Yuri looks at Repede. "You can't read that, can you." "Woof Woof!" Repede walks over to Yuri. They spend the night reading/attacking air. "Have you two been up all night?!" Karol asks Yuri. "Yeah..I'm pooped."
What a lovely owner. Yuri and Flynn brought Repede up together, and Repede really loves the both of them. Ain't that sweet. ^^ Now i really wish I had a doggy. If I did, maybe I'll call it Repede. Or Shiro-chan, if its white. Or maybe something like ...Nicholas. Nicholas Martin Simple! (Not nick neo. Ew. Sick person you.)
Tamanegi WHO IS MAHD THAT FISH IS BECOMING A HIBARI-FANGIRL OH THE HORROR ITS NOT POSSIBLE WHY NOT A GOKU-FANGIRL ITS SO MUCH BETTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Uri is the CUTEST little cat thing ever.
xx signed off at 10:09 PM
Saturday, June 20, 2009
I LOVE MY BLOGSKIN DO YOU LOVE MY BLOGSKIN OF COURSE YOU LOVE MY BLOGSKIN
YESH I LUBS MY BLOGSKIN. I LUBS MY REVIEWERS TOO. I GOTS NEW EARPHONES. I HOPE SCHOOL ClOSES SOON... Oh yeah, anyway, I DONT WANT TALES OF EXASPERATION...i mean, VESPERIA TO DIEEEE. And here's something funny...i mean, FARNY that happened today.
SKIT PLAYER ROLLS Tamanegi, Mum, and Dad are at Grandmother's house watching thsi Korean show. T: So this is the 'philosphical' guy that girl's gonna get together with? M: Yeah. He's so sweet and nice! You must marry a guy like that. Wait, no, this guy's a vegetarian. Marry a CARNIVORE. T:...O.O SKIT PLAYER FINITO Yes, apparently my mother wants me to marry Hibari. Carnivore much? O.O
Tamanegi-chan Who is wondering if hibari would make marraige material..oh wait, she had decided to answer ages ago. NO. NEIN. TIDAK.
xx signed off at 9:12 PM
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
^^
i think...if I don't update the Xanxus chapter soon, my fanfic fans are going to KHEEL me. (to borrow from Fish's dictionary of weird language)
ANYWAY. I GOT THE TALES OF VESPERIA CHARACTER ILLUSTRATIONS BOOK. Which isn't all that great since the pictures in there are the pictures I printed out that other time. Except these are MAHCH bigger, and IN COLOUR! ^^ And Yuri is irritating to draw. As always. Anyway, they showed the original Yuri, which...fortunately for us members of the YURI LOWELL ICHIBAN facebook group, still has long hair. but...ZOMG HE LOOKED TO GOOFY. Here's why: 1) NEVER. EVER. Tuck your sword into your belt like how I tuck my ncc bottle into my pinafold belt. It makes you look like a moron. And I wonder why Yuri's belt didn't tear...i mean, its a FRIGGIN SWORD. 2) Like what I can decipher from the elusive language of the Japanese with my knowledge of the Chinese language, the original Yuri's shirt...was BUTTONED TO TEH TOP. Le gaspeth. Now everyone knows that Yuri, the one now, has a wide open shirt. Everyone says that he looks like a stripper or something. Now let me tell you this: The original Yuri with his shirt closed, looks like a DOOF.
And Flynn's outfit is seriously a no brainer. You see, they showed the ideas that went into the outfits, and Judith's one was FULL of annotations...I think I know why. Flynn's one was uber easy. After all...knights are pretty predictable.
And thanks to this book, I now know all those little trinkets on Rita's coat...who would have GUESSED that thing was a MEASURING TAPE?!
Yeah. So I NEED A BLIDDY TRANSLATOR. ^^ Yes i'll bring the book to school next time. Sheesh.
CHARON who is NOT a ToV fangirl. Seriously. and I am NOT lying. Seriously. Really. Honestly. ...oh shut up and go away, will ya?!
xx signed off at 12:19 PM
Saturday, June 13, 2009
MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE ROKUDO MUKURO'S
Hajime and Miyuki (is that her name?) go on a special resort thingy. Then the both of em, their senpai, and a bunch of other random people are trapped in the place, and a crazy cartoon-addict murderer has escaped from prison. LE GASPETH. "I will solve this case...i swear it on the name of my grandfahter yosuke kindaichi! (i think)" In the end, the senpai is ze evil killer and Miyuki looks like his dead girlfriend. Guess what, his girlfriend was actually his little sister. INCEST MUCH...O.O Oh yeah, i don't really support GokuderaXBianchi...just so you know. (shrugs) Even though they are only half siblings.
READ MA FANFIC.
I cut my hair today. And it looks like Rokudo Mukuro's only minus the spiky bit at the back. And since my hair kinda...has its own rebellious style, the side is sticking out a bit. Never mind. Now i just need a red lence, a blue one, some dark blue hair dye, a cool trident, and i'm all set to go to school and send RGS to the gates of hell. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i mean, kufufufufufufufufufufu~~~ ...I even sorta know the laugh. Rokudo Lifiea. Rokudo Charon. Rokudo AY. THey don't have nice rings to it. Ring a Bel(phagor) XDDDDDDDD
Gokudera Lifiea and Hibari Shasha, guardians to Sawada Sophiayoshi, Juudaime of the Clamily. XDDDDD (awa's words, acc. to sha2) ...(it sounds like i married Hayato, shasha married kyouya EWWWW and soph married...TSUNA?!)
CHARON
xx signed off at 10:28 PM
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Lifiea and the Beanstalk
Most people, when they grow beans, they get moyashi. I mean beansprouts. When I grow beans, I don't get Allen. I mean moyashi. I mean taogay. I mean...you get the point. BEANSPROUTS. I get.. ...fungus. Fluffy, white fungus things that grew all over the beans that me and Jac got from the weird lady-finger-like things that were all dried and hard and husky. I had 4 and put them on this wool piece thing, put the whole thing in my toy pot which is colourless plastic, and left a moat of water around it. Left the lid on. My mom thinks that the reason I ended up rearing a fungus farm was because there wasn't enough air in the thingy. Ah, so I dumped the whole thing into my toilet bowl, and flushed it down. I was going to pee on it, but I didn't want spores up my ass. ...So if the newspapers report a massive living monster fungus thing that's mutated and destroys the sewage system in the Tampines area, please, don't tell them it was my fault. Which is why I hardly leave my name around here.
CHARON
xx signed off at 6:33 PM
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Argh and HAHA.
1st argh: FIRST WEEK OF HOLIDAYS OVER AND ALL WASTED ON PLAYING. ARGH. 2nd argh: STUPID SILVER WING COURSE. 3rd argh: STUPID ME. Which leads to MATH CLINIC #$#@*$. 4th argh: I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE FELL ARMS IN TALES OF VESPERIA AND I HAVE TO GO BACK NOOOOOOOO ARGH.
...ignore the 4th one. No one understands me. (emos)
Now for the HAHAS. 1st and only: My mom is making her playlist on playlist.com Therefore she is searching for songs. She was searching for Numb and What I've Done, so she typed linkin park, of course. First she typed: Linking Part. HAHAHAHAew?EHAHAHAHA then she typed: Linkin Parl. AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA oh never mind.
CHARON says: GO READ MA FANFIC. NOW. Fangirl Diaries >> by ImJustNutty
xx signed off at 4:59 PM
Thursday, June 4, 2009
...KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN IS STEALING INTO MY LIFE.
-Mothers should abstain from saying they want to bite people. (cough HIBARI cough) -One should not hum 'Sakura Addiction' happily while strolling past the pineapple section in the supermarket. (cough Mukuro cough)
on another note, I watched Night at the Musuem 2 yesterday. It sucked. ...there were these 3 naked baby cherubs that kept flying and singing love songs. Guess who voiced them. The jonas brothers. HACK COUGH HACK And i also went to the BOOK FAIR~! YAY! And i spent 1 hr+ at the english manga section while my mom went hunting for Kindaichi books. So I read the only thing readable: Hana Kimi. Okay, the girl looks SO like a girl. And the guy looks like Kyouya. OOTORI kyouya, not HIBARI kyouya thank ye very much. ...and now i'm tempted to read from where i stopped when my mom returned, sad, because she couldn't find her Kindaichi. Chapter 50 +++ NOTE THAT I DID NOT START AT CHAPTER 1. I started at book ...7. i think. but i know the story already. (rolls eyes and tosses hair in a very Yumichikaish way.) CHARON
xx signed off at 3:08 PM
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Man on Wire by the Man for Hire.
FORWARDED LETTER FROM UNKNOWN RECIPIENT FROM JAPAN
Ciaossu~ I received this letter from a person called Ayane Lorina, requesting me to write an article regarding this movie/documentary, Man on Wire. Apparently it is supposed to be about some guy who walks on tightropes illegally over high buildings that haven't even been completed. Why this ...Ayane Lorina is so excited over this movie is beyond me, but I was...paid. Therefore I shall write. Actually, I'm rather angry at this piece of news as well. Apparently this movie is rated...NC16. Which means mature youngsters like Ayane Lorina (so she says) and the Arcobaleno are not allowed to watch this movie. Why is this so? Mental age is the key. For example, take that crazy berserker maniac Hibari Kyouya, vs his mentor, Dino Cavallone who is the boss of the Cavellone family. Most of the time, who would you suspect to be the more mature? Evidently despite the rather large age gap, Hibari Kyouya would be more mature...at least, one would suspect. So it is the same in this case. What could be so corruptable in Man on Wire that is so bad, the Censor Board of Singapore has to rate it NC16? (By the way, if the officials see this, they won't catch me...I'm in Japan, teaching that Dame Tsuna. Haha!) I mean, the guy breaks into buildings ILLEGALLY (oh the horror -_-) and does stunts ILLEGALLY (oh no.) and he has a LOVE AFFAIR (oh my goodness, as if we hadn't seen that on that silly american show you common folk seem to like so much, Desperate Housewives) but really, is it that bad? I think Viper would want to watch this...he would want to see how great this man's acts are compared to his magic. Yet he can't, because of the stupid Arcobaleno spell which turned us all into little 5 year olds, with adult minds. Honestly, I don't see the harm, but then, I'm the hitman of a Mafia family. You want violence, you want NC16? (To the reader: There is a bullet shot in this portion of the letter...looks like one of Leon's bullet shot things) Join the Vongola family!
(signed here is a scrawly signature which can be faintly made out as "Reborn")
CHARON
xx signed off at 10:36 AM
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Some sort of Vongola 2008 festival
This is part 4, where Lambo and Ipin sing the...Gyoza song. (bangs head on wall) And Gokudera and Yamamoto sing. Wait, let me change that. Although I don't know how. because, GOKUDERA CANNOT SING. Actually, he kinda can. But he really shouldn't shout. It is uncomely of nobility and a good pianist to shout while singing. I mean, if I shouted during my sight-singing exam, well, i can't give the excuse that "That's what japanese singers do!" even though the examiners are japanese. Well, i like the bit where Yamamoto's seiyu SWUNG THE MICROPHONE like a bat.
the shows kinda funny. Go look for the rest of the parts of the festival your self if you want. I HATE HARU AND KYOKO'S SINGING. mainly cuz I hate Haru. She is SOOOOOOO annoying. All those people who think they are cute, are definitely guys.
xx signed off at 12:41 PM
Holidays were meant for reckless posting, dears.
I think I have been scarred. 1) Mukuro and his seiyu are similar: They have uber weird taste in hair colour. 2) Hibari prancing up and down a stage...mental image is too scarring. (can only imagine Hibari charging with his tonfa thingys and whacking people...prancing? Did someone poison him?) 3) People mention: THESE TWO WERE MEANT TO SING TOGETHER and IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOLER IF THEY WERD FIGHTING (two seiyus. fighting. on stage. Their specialty is VOICE ACTING, not FIGHTING. =_=) and other weird fangirlism things like THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.(shoots person who said that) 4) The idea of this song is DOWNRIGHT IRONIC. To those who dont get it: - Doctor guy in show called Dr Shamal. - Has ability to use little mozzies to infect people with weird diseases. - infect the all invincible all uber annoying Hibari with a disease called Sakura-kura. - Which causes person to experience vertigo when near Sakura (the flower not the idiot girl from Naruto you twit) - Hibari goes to fight Mukuro - Mukuro specially plants lotsa LUVERLY Sakura trees SPECIALLY for hibari. -...yeah. Let's just say that Hibari probably got the worst beating of his life after that. HAHAHA HE DESERVED IT THAT PROUD ARSEHOLE. (gets shot by Hibari fangirls around the world who evidently think that a guy who says "I'll bite you to death" is hot. *rolls eyes*) - is anyone surprised that Hibari holds a strong resentment to Sakura flowers after the incident? Which makes you wonder WHY IS THE SONG CALLED SAKURA ADDICTION?! Does it LOOK like hibari's gonna get hooked on sakuras any time soon?! - does anyone get the bit where the two seiyus start charging at each other at the end? Its a bit like what Soph said during camp STEEL. Two lovers charge at each other, miss, charge back into each others arms. Only these two 'lovers' look like they are ready to kill each other, and at the end, they stare at each other like "Prepare yourself...receive your punishment...radiant...MOONLIGHT!" (wow i just incorporated Tales of Vesperia's Judith's Mystic Arte into KHR. O_O) And the song is about...Sakura. Ze LAVERLY flower, PWETTY and GENTLE just like you. NOTE that the two singers keep looking at each other. Hibari Kyouya. Rokudo Mukuro. Pwetty (fangirls squeal, I take that cool scope gun thingy we practised with yesterday and kill them all) and gentle. Somebody get me a bucket. (runs off to puke) They might as well have got Hisana and Byakuya to sing a duet about it. Still, the songs quite nice. Accompanies me while i'm doing ALGEBRA OH THE HORROR. (btw, i think MukuroHibari pairing...is...so diao-able, and i would avoid at all costs. *dodges Awa's bullets and Shasha's...um, bullets AND jabs.*)
charon thinking that anata ga ...something something iru Ryuu is a reeeally nice song.
xx signed off at 11:56 AM
Monday, June 1, 2009
I took what I hated and made it a part of me...
There's a linkin park song that i can't recall its name, but the lines go somethin like this: I took what I hated and made it a part of me.. Never gotten so pain (?!)... Never gotten so pain (i think this bit is wrong) ....and now, You've become a part of me, You'll always be my fear You've become a part of me You'll always be my fear, I can't seperate myself from what I've done bringin up a part of me, I let myself become you...
Its kinda shouting, and yelling, and I'm not too fond of this bit. But suddenly everything is coming into place. Mr Grosse's pwnsome quote that happened to stick in my head, "One may be guilty, but all are responsible" came into play during that stupid NCC Open House event (COUGH KEY COUGH SENIORS COUGH RUNNING AROUND THE SCHOOL COUGH COUGH) which got the entire platoon in trouble (again.).
And now, it's that %^#$*#*@& $#@ of a #$#@$ing Hibari Kyouya. RECAP: SATURDAY: calls cousin herbivore. LONG TIME AGO: Something about komodo dragons BITING ME TO DEATH TODAY: Refuses to go for Platoon 'tea' because, like i told my mother, I HATE CROWDING I reckon, if i had gone, i may have stolen some poor old dear's crutches, held it like a pair of tonfas, and said "Stop crowding, herbivores, or i'll bite you all to death." And then Julie and Ee Wen would be either 1) attempting to restrain me and failing or 2) telling everyone to run. And Jasmine would probably be diao-ing, and Soph would make some lame comment about onions making people cry, and Jiajing and Hui Wen would be super blur, and then, um, um, um, Shasha would be laughing her head off because she would know why I'm acting like this. And then Hui Xian would be asking Shasha what was going on, and Vivian and Cheese would be screaming in the...ways they do. And everyone else would be rooted to the spot and saying stuff like "...wow, finally that An Yan gets doing SOMETHING instead of hiding in a dark corner..." except Tay min, who would be asleep/reading her book, and basically not noticing the general chaos.
...Um, i highly doubt the above senario would happen, but you never really know, do you? ;D
yepyep, I took what I hated and made it a part of me. And I can't seperate. Well, it's technically easier to be the silent violent prefect guy, i mean, if i were to be like Dino-san, i would be...acting like my usual self ie tripping over my own feet, playing with whips, being born on 4th feb, and loving violent little turtles. If I were like Hurricane (code name here), I would...have to: 1) SMOKE (ew ew NO WAY) 2) Carry nifty sticks of explosive weaponry that could get me expelled. 3) Protect/obsess over a wimpy 14 year old boy who sounds like a girl. 4) Be in the mafia
I'm pretty okay with 4), but NO for the rest, amigos. oh yeah: 5) i'll have to be italian. (he is...right?)
CHARON
xx signed off at 8:49 PM
Sunday, May 31, 2009
T(s)una tastes niiiiiice...<3
Ah. I called my cousin a herbivore yesterday. (skit player rolls) Jac is pushing her bike up the hill with great difficulty. Me: haha...Herbivore. Jac:...(glares) I am an omnivore. Me:...you are weak. Therefore you are a herbivore. Jac: (looks up into the sky)...ooh, CLOUD. Me:...(laughs)...you shouldn't have said that. (I then proceed to explain the whole Hibari and Cloud thing.)
Yeah, okay, that was random. Then... Jac: Im strong. Me:...interesting. A herbivore trying to be a carnivore. Jac:...a herbivore...trying to be...a carnivore. Hm... (I wonder what she was thinking)
o0o0o0o0o00o I drew Lambo. Then I put the picture beside Jason. Me and Jac: Yep. Similar. o0o0o0o
Conversation between me and my dad. Dad:...so, that cartoon you watch. Is it on Youtube or some website? Me:...um, yeah. Youtube. I couldn't find any website that held all the episodes. I mean, for more popular cartoons like Bleach and D Gray Man, you can find some website that hosts all the episodes. Dad: ...all for free? English subtitles?! Me: Yeah. (BTW: Cartoon in question is Katekyo ..i mean, Home Tutor Hitman Reborn. The word "Anime" or "manga' is rather...taboo.) Except in the later episodes of Reborn! the subs are korean. Dad: How do you watch it then? Me:...i haven't reached that far yet. Anyway, when it reaches that, i'll read the manga. Dad: So why do you like all these kind of cartoon things? They don't teach you anything! Me: Well, its about the mafia. So its fun. (I start rambling about Tsuna, 14 year old ninny who's the Juudaime boss of the Vongola Familigia...bla bla bla) Dad: Ah, see? That's why i hate mafia shows. They make the whole thing all Brotherhood and relationships, but what are they for? They are to get money! Me: But the previous boss protects the people! Dad: How do you think this 'boss' gets the money? Protection money! He CHARGES people for their safety. Me:...well, whatever. you can learn some leadership things, like having to care for one's subordinates. Dad: Well, where do you think the 'boss' person gets the money to do all these things? Me: yeah yeah, i know. Crime. Dad: Yes! Precisely, crimes! These sort of things girls won't understand. Me:...well, wadya expect? The story is written by a girl, which is strange since the girls are all bimbos. I mean, so far there are like, 3 girls in the story (yeah, i forgot about bianchi), one's a bimbo, one's a bimbo that the main character likes, and the other is a powerful magician who's also kinda weak... Dad: but that's what girls are supposed to be. Weak, naturally. And they don't have to be really bimbo to ACT bimbo. See, like in Friends, there's this girl who's a graduate but she acts like a bimbo. Me: (Thinks: Haru? NOT bimbo? HA!)
o0o0o0o In Tales of Vesperia, you have Raven. In DGM, you have Lavi. In Lost Od, you have Jansen. In Bleach, you have...lessee, Isshin/that flowery capt who goes after his vice capt/..etc. In Reborn!, you have Doctor Shamal.
What do they have in common? THEY ARE ALL CASSANOVAS. Yep yep, there's one in every story/game
Charon Loving the fact that Wei Qi reminded her that one sings for the love of singing.
xx signed off at 2:27 PM
Saturday, May 30, 2009
something very stupid X2
STUPID THIHNG NUMERO UNO: At the end of the Katekyo Hitman Reborn! episodes, there's a segment about horoscopes. Yeah, then the 'winners' say something if they..uh, get picked as lucky people. Of course I don't heck care about the horoscopes but then, I'm watiting for the preview of the next episode which comes AFTER the stupid horoscopes, so, yeah. Anyway, Aquarius 'won' third place in this episode. Then okay, there are two characters who got aquarius. So one of them was Dino. So like, "Yay, second fave character wins. Which means his birthday's around mine!" ...then after a while... "Wait, Dino has the SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME. =_=" So what he does, is, hold up his little turtle, Enzo, and grin. "See? Enzo's happy too!" =_= Sometimes, you wanna just hug him cuz he's cute. Other times, you wanna smack him upside down cuz he's so stupid. =_= (He is so...TAMAKI-ISH!) Oh, i tried to change the picture so laggy computers load faster. Not sure if it works. In case you can't read the words, it says, "Gotta love the guy with the whip, the turtle, and the same birthday... (next line) ...yet not forgetting the guy with the dynamite". I think.
STUPID THING NUMBER TWO RULE 1 You can only say Guilty or Innocent. (...)
RULE 2 You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! (So people reading this, COMMENT AND DONT THINK UP WEIRD EXPLANATIONS)
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.
--
Asked someone to marry you? Innocent ...i think.
Kissed one of your Facebook friends? innocent
Danced on a table in a bar? innocent
Ever told a lie? guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can't have? guilty
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? guilty
Kissed a picture? innocent
Slept in until 5 PM? innocent
Fallen asleep at work/school? guilty
Held a snake? guilty
Been suspended from school? innocent
Worked at a fast food restaurant? innocent
Stolen from a store? innocent.
Been fired from a job? innocent
Done something you regret? guilty
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? innocent (I can hold my drink well. XD)
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? innocent
Kissed in the rain? guilty
Sat on a roof top? guilty...i think. (HIBARI)
Kissed someone you shouldn't? innocent
Sang in the shower? guilty
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? innocent (not pushed. Willingly walked into...)
Shaved your head? innocent
Slept naked? innocent.
Had a boxing membership? innocent
Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? innocent
Been in a band? guilty
Shot a gun? guilty
Donated blood? innocent
Eaten alligator meat? innocent
Eaten cheesecake? guilty
Still love someone you shouldn't innocent
Have/had a tattoo? innocent.
Liked someone, but will never tell who? innocent (i tell all...=_=)
Been too honest? guilty
Ruined a surprise? guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you cant walk afterwards? guilty (actually, i COULD walk...its just, 5 steps later, i barf.)
Erased someone in your friends list? guilty (he DESERVED it...b******)
Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)? guilty
Joined a pageant? innocent
Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? guilty
Had communication w/ your ex? innocent.
Dating someone? innocent
Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? innocent.
A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare? innocent
Get totally angry that you cried so hard? innocent
(HECK CARE WITH THE NO COMMENTS RULE, BAKA.) I tag thee: 1) Sha2 2) Spectra (she needs the updates) 3) Chief 4) Fangirl 5) Vera 6) isaac (who will probably ignore this but, yeah, whatever) 7) (to follow awa's example of tagging random anime people) Gokudera 8) Um, Allen walker! 9) Dino =_= 10) Tsuna 11) Reborn 12) Bianchi (if Bianche has a blog she could do this too) 13) umumum...Yamamoto (takeshi, not...Yama-ji.) 14) ummm...Ryohei >< 15) Stef Goh! (whos not a anime character but, yeah) 16) Random senior who sees this. HA! 17) Kanda Yuu. 18) Lavi 19) Byakuya (HLAHLAHLAHLA!) 20) Rukia.
Techincally, byakuya would NEVER care to befriend one such as the likes of MOI, a MERE commoner ...(great, i'm gonna join the We hate Proud Toots who are Nobles like Bya-kun club, founded by His...I mean, Kimberly.=_=)
charon who thinks her blog pic need more blue. A LOT more blue. NOT mukuro.
xx signed off at 12:54 PM
Friday, May 29, 2009
Ring a Bel(phegor)!
okay, the title is SO irrelevant. I SHALL RANT ABOUT MY PWNSOME CAMP STEEL But first, I shall narrate my life.NOW.
... It all started like a normal day. It always does. My mother had to go for this school camp, and left me alone, with my algebra homework, and some chores to do. My grandmother was coming over to Teen-sit me. (My mother's mother) She's my favourite grandmother, because she loves me the most. She may not be as rich as the other grandmother, but she didn't love me because I got into the GEP or whatever, unlike SOME grandmothers...=_= Anyway, I was listening to my mp3 and doing the Lesson 1 worksheet for Math Clinic, then I moved to my room to do the second bit, which is algebra (OH THE HORROR). Then my grandmother called. Translated from Chinese...barely Me: Oh, hello Ah Ma. GM (GRANDMOTHER, NOT GIRL MAN, GIRL MAGNET, or GAY MAN OR GAY MAGNET. These are various names given to Nicholas Neo and will NOT be referred to in my pressence. Not now, anyway.) Have you eaten lunch? Me:...no... GM: So what do you want to eat? I'll buy. Me: (I figured it would be easier to buy macdonalds. Since, that's what my cousins whom she babysits more often always ask.) A double Cheeseburger? GM: Okay. (She had a bit of difficulty pronouncing that since i said it in english but yeah, whatever.) Me: just the burger.
(Later when she arrives) GM: Okay, here you go! GO eat! Me:... It was the whole meal. It is the reason I feel like barfing a bit now.
NOW SHE'S CLEANING THE FLOOR ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH What's so scary about that, you ask. Well, the thing is, the moment she stepped into my house, my life turned into a family sit-com. The thing about sit-coms is that, usually, it's funny because the characters are SUFFERING. Therefore, sadists who watch the show think the suffering = funny, and laugh their heads off. Yep, it is NOT funny.
Basically, she started commenting on the state of cleaniness in the house, ie NOT VERY GOOD. Then she notices the balcony. Now, our balcony is super dusty and full of stuff. We hang out clothes there too, and since the floor is about as dusty as Pompeii was after the Mt Vesuvius POMP-ehed (With reference to the silly pun in Horrible Geography), she insisted on cleaning the floor. My first thought, with reference to Fish's vocabulary, was HOMG. The water bills are gonna shoot WAY up. The thing it, usually my mom does clean the balcony, only now that she works it only gets cleaned about once a month. We wear slippers in that place. She uses the water from washing my shoes to wash the balcony. My grandmother, the old dear, is CLEANING THE PLACE WITH FRESH WATER. Her excuse was that she does that at home. No complaints, only her house balcony, i must say, is so clean my cousins and i SIT ON THE FLOOR there and play lego on it. People walk ON that place BAREFOOT to get from the SITTING ROOM to the KITCHEN in a jiffy. So basically, that balcony is treated as any other room in the house. My house? The balcony is treated like the garden of the house. Dirty, and requires shoes. So she told me to sit and eat while she splashed half of the water supply Singapore gets from Malaysia all over my filthy balcony which is treated like a garden. Like a garden, it really doesn't need that much cleaning. HOW CAN I RELAX AND EAT WHEN SHE'S THREATENING TO FLOOD THE BATHROOM?! The thing is, my mom leaves this big bucket under a tap in the bathroom. The tap drips water slowly in the bucket so we can wash our feet. So my grandmother took the bucket and splashed it into the balcony. So save time, she put the School Shoe Washing SMALL basin under the tap. AND TURNED IT ON FULL BLAST. I heard it from the sitting room, and thought "She's a housewife. She can't have done something so...daft." Unfortunately, being a pianist has honed my hearing to these things. I grabbed a french fry and dashed into the bathroom. And turned off the tap. Like a stupid sit-com, the protagonist rushes around saving the house from complete and utter destruction while the cause of it happily continues his/her havoc around the house. ...Welcome to my current life. Mr Bones, the plastic skeleton grimaced at me through the glass window of the balcony. He told me "Look, kid. I've endured your pokin' at me through the glass window. I've endured you sticking this old lantern from 2000 between my fingers for the past 9 years. Now, you hire your goon to splash my poor feet with water. HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?" Mr Bones and I have been around for about the same time in this house, except he used ot hang in my dad's bedroom in his old house i think. Me and he, we got a sort of mutual friendship. I use him to scare visitors, he uses me to...uh, something. Actually, he doesn't do anything to me. After al, what does a plastic skeleton got to do with a puny little human he has watched over like some undead guardian angel? So I retreat to my bedroom now to push down the fright I fear my mother will inflict on me for not stopping my OCD grandmother. Actually, she's not really OCD but, yeah. You get the idea.
NOW FOR THE RANT ON CAMP STEEL!
There are understatements I can make about this camp. 1) IT WAS SLACK. 2) THE ONLY THING BAD ABOUT IT WAS THE WAITING, AND THE BUNK. 3) GUYS SUCK.
There was NO PT. I'M NOT COMPLAINING! We did fun fun FUN stuff! We abseiled down 4 storeys, and pain(t)ball shooting (I GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD DAMNIT), did some weird obstacle course. I guess one of the best things about it was that Ee Wen was one of the people in charge of our platoon. AH YES Camp Platoon. There were Bimbos who swore, nice people who swore (Tomboys, basicaly), Guys who looked like adults but their brains were like Lambo's (ie NON EXISTENT..i mean, who DOESN'T know what Belok Ke Kenan on the march is?!?!) and of course, there were 3 innocent little Rgs Ncc Airers who stuck together. ME, WEIQI AND SOPH. YES! Yeah. And Ee Wen was so bored and lonely without Julie (...that sounds a bit weird, but you get the idea) she actually kinda hung out with us. To tell you the truth, I think she talked to us more than she ever has put together in the past year or so. ...it was that bad. I also learnt something weird. Really weird. Shasha and Ee Wen are SUPER alike. In some ways. 1) They keep drinking from my water bottle. 2) ...they both have braces. 3) They can both turn bimb, although in Ee Wen's case I don't really mind since...well, she's not weird like me, or obsessively smart like Class Mom, therefore she has to be something right?! In Shasha's case...well, its enough for me to go mad and say HIBARI IS HAWT. That's how bad it is.
The good thing about Ee Wen drinking from my bottle was that she drank a lot. Therefore she would go refill. Which saved me a lot of trips to the water cooler. XD She was pitiful in a way, since she didn't really do anything and had to take care of a bunch of little sec 2s who dragged their boots everywhere. OH THE DRAGGING OF BOOTS, IT BURNNNNNNNSSS. I think I know why Celeste and Julie always go PART Bs/Cs/As DON'T DRAG YOUR (THey would LOVE to insert a vulgarity here I just KNOW it.) BOOTS! (SKIT PLAYER ROLLS) Ee Wen: (mutters to me and Wei Qi) Is there ANY way to get them to stop dragging their boots??!??! Me:...can't you just yell at them with your sergeanty voice? Ee Wen: (appears not to really comprende what Sergeanty voice i am talking about) I can't scold them here... Me: It is against the rules or somethin'? Ee Wen:..not really.
I think it is, but whatever.
PAINTBALL (commonly but accurately spelt as PainBall.) Yep, I got shot in the head. It was ironic, really... (SKIT PLAYER ROLLS...AGAIN) Me: (to random group mate) This mask is WET EWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww.) GroupMate: (ignores)
yeah. Then I get shot in the head. Thanks for the maskhelmet thing. I got a bit of yellow paint in my hair, anyway. When i was waiting for my turn since i was in the last group and staring through the viewing platform (my grandmother just gave me some very sweet pear. SORRY RANDOM), and i asked Ee Wen: Me: Is Liyana still in NCC Air? Ee Wen:...mm, she migrated. Me: O_O
Sayonara, ncc air and SAP senpai. yeah.
Another event that happened while waiting. Me and Soph were pretending to shoot each other. Soph: BANG BANG BANG! Me: Ke-pwing! I have a SHIELD! Soph: Ooh, well I can teleport like Night crawler from X-MEN! And you can never hit me! Me: Yeah? i've got a shield that will block any attack! SO THERE! Soph: OH YEAH! Ee Wen:...you guys aren't living in reality, are you. Soph and me:...huh? Ee Wen: ...-_- never mind...
ANOTHER event. Which makes no sense. But whatever. Senpais are too mature to understand our childish antics. Me; Hey Ee Wen, were you from GEP? Ee Wen: Nope. Were you? Me: Yep. Ee Wen: Really? you don't look like a GEPer. Me:...DO I LOOK THAT DUMB TO YOU?! Ee Wen: no, its just, well, GEPers are weird and...smart. And you're not really weird. me. Not Weird. She needs to spend more time around us. Maybe she'll figure something out eventually.
Another event. YES THERE WERE A LOT OF EVENTS OKAY?! GET USED TO IT. Soph and WQ: ONION! Me: DON'T CALL ME THAT! Ee Wen: Oh yeah your name does sound like Onion. Me: (thinking: ...is she for real?) Ee Wen: Hadn't really figured that out. It's easier to remember anyway. (I seem to recall that she had difficulty recalling my name in the past but NEVER MIND. Took me some time to remember HER name too.)
SO lotsa weird things happened. I told the 3 other ncc airers within the vicinity (Soph, WQ and Ee Wen...i can't write her initials lest it be misinterpretted for an exclamation. If you get my meaning) the cigarette joke Phoebe and Chuning told me.
We were given these nifty notebooks to take notes in, but everyone drew in it mostly. I kept drawing Lambo and everyone thinks Lambo's cute. The thing about Lambo is that he's cute. Just don't let him within a 5 metre radius near me or i'll torture him worse than Gokudera could try. And then Lambo will jump into his Ten year basooka and his cool, much more tolerable adult self will appear and he and Min Chih and hook up for all I care but whatever. As long as Bianchi doesn't kill him first.) Then Ee Wen told me and WQ to try drawing Julie, who was in charge of another platoon. So I tried. I HATE TO DRAW WITH PEN, for potraits, because I always make mistakes and ruin the people i like. Since Julie isn't as nice as Ee Wen, I was willing to give it a go. So I complained I couldn't really draw her since Julie kept turning her head. So Ee Wen kinda stood up, yelled her name and told her to stay still. I am 100% sure she saw me staring and trying to draw. But i only had time to draw her hair. SO i crapped out a pair of specs and a random frownyish smile thing. All in all, it could have been Uryuu. It could have been Julie. Whatever it was, it was like that Raw Shock (dunno how to shepll) test: It could have been ANYTHING. So during lunch, Ee Wen, who has a habit of peeking over my shoulder/snatching my book from my hands, snatched the book from my hands, flipped to that Uryuu/Julie/random noseless monster thing and showed it to Julie. I think i said "I COULD SO KILL YOU NOW." Which is totally inappropraite to say to your senior but WHO CARES?! MY LIFE WAS AT STAKE HERE. I think Julie was not amused. So I turned around and said "Ee Wen told us to stalk you." Then she turned her evil eye and evil bony fingers to Ee Wen and her neck. Me and Soph hi-fived.
MY FIRST FACE TO FACE CONVERSATION WITH A GUY in quite some time was lame. I thought we could have been friends but, hey, I think i'm losing my touch. Me: You got a watch? Guy: ...nope. Me:...if you did, you'll know we have about 36 hours of camp left. Guy:...okay. ... ... ... Me:...so...do you like NCC? GUy:...okay ... ... ... Me: HOw many times a week is it for you? Guy: once. Me: Lucky you. ... ... .. (basically, i crapped out the most random of things, like "Are any of your seniors here? Well mine's over there." I once commented during the Paintball thing to Ee Wen that the way we said it sounded like we owned her, which she replied with a flat Thanks. She should be proud.) .. Me: CAN YOU COME UP WITH ANY BETTER CONVERSATIONAL TOPICS. Guy:...no. ... I gave up. I remember his name. Eng Guan. Eng = first three letters of fave school proper subject, ENGLISH Guan = I think I was a bit peckish. Kong Guan biscuits. XD
Actually, i made friends with a bunch of guys from St pats and got their numbers and emails, but...yeah. Whatever. Geeks tend to bond better with fellow geeks who think that lightsabers are cool. SHALL I BRING MY LITTLE HANDYDANDY NOTEBOOK TO SCHOOL? then you can ALL see the Uryuu/Julie/weird thing! AND LAMBO! I made lambo say stuff like "LAMBO-SAN CAN DRAW BETTER THAN THIS!" with a chibi gokudera shouting stuff like "SHUT UP YOU STUPID COW."
CHARON whos grandmother just left, emptied the dust bin, and made her granddaughter (me) do a check of the house to see if anything had exploded/imploded/drowned.